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AARP Now Accepting Ages 40 and Up For Membership

The American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) announced on Tuesday that they are now accepting memberships for people ages 40 and up.  Chairman John Doe Smith said in an interview, "They're going to be members anyway, we might as well start collecting dues as soon as we can so our competitors like labor unions and such can't suck them dry before we do".  Mr. Smith also commented that a great portion of ...

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Pokemon Go player walks in front of train and still caught Pikachu

On Sunday, a man was out catching Pokemon while wandering around an abandoned train park.  Trains have not ran through this park for decades, so the man thought he was safe.  As he was approaching a track he noticed Pikachu was standing right on top of the track and he needed to catch it.  As he approached he was struck by a running train out of nowhere.  Upon authorities arriving, the body was found holdin ...

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Cancer Cure : Eat raw mustard seeds?

Cancer Cancer Cancer Cancer.   Nowadays we are hearing more about cancer. Cancer is like a epidemic in 21st century. Before going into the heart of the article, we dig up some common definition of cancer. Cancer is a group of diseases involving abnormal cell growth with the potential to invade or spread to other parts of the body. In 2012, about 165,000 children under 15 years of age were diagnosed with can ...

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Lawsuit filed in Halloween Contest Debacle

The latest in political correctness has landed the school board in a courtroom showdown with the parents of Amy Redd.  Fred and Ginger Redd are suing the Central Elementary School, the Principal, several teachers, and the school board for discrimination. A few weeks before Halloween the school board sent out a letter to all parents explaining their expectations of this years Halloween costume contest.  No c ...

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