Are Hillary’s Changing Hairstyles Covering Horn-like Growths?
A former aide, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitive subject matter and a very strong non-disclosure agreement with the Hillary for President campaign, tells CNN he has twice witnessed aides frantically changing Hillary’s hairstyle immediately before a stump speech. He overheard an aide saying, “we have to find a way to cover them”. Three other campaign staffers stood nearby. One was overheard saying something about a ‘horn-like growth’, according to the loosely affiliated former staffer.
Another anonymous current staffer, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitive subject matter and a very strong non-disclosure agreement with the Hillary for President campaign, tells CNN the candidate prefers her casual, uncurled and un-coufed hair, but can only wear it that way on “good days’.
This is very important news. Particularly with all of the recent concern coming from the Donald Trump for President Campaign. Trump and his surrogates have incessantly hammered Mrs. Clinton over her health for weeks. They have expressed ‘concern’ over her past head injury, frequent tripping, and lack of stamina. Can the strange, horn-like head growths be the problem with Clinton’s health?
Or perhaps the strange, horn-like head growths are a sign of something more sinister than a health concern. Perhaps they confirm the widely held theory coming from the Vast Right-wing Conspiracy, that Hillary Clinton is the devil incarnate.
CNN spoke with Stephen Bannon, Trump Campaign CEO and Vast Right-wing Conspiracy expert. Mr. Bannon confirms he possesses proof positive that Mrs. Clinton is, indeed the devil incarnate. After reading an earlier story posted on CNN’s fabulously informative website regarding Clinton’s possible horn-like growths, Mr. Bannon contacted CNN’s Anderson Cooper to claim he has actual photos of the horn-like growths and a copy of a signed agreement between Mrs. Clinton and Lucifer himself. It reportedly shows Mrs. Clinton selling her soul to Lucifer for an undisclosed amount of cash.
Unfortunately Mr. Bannon is unable to produce the photos and copy of the agreement between Lucifer and Mrs. Clinton for CNN’s examination at this time because of a very strong non-disclosure agreement with an unidentified party.
CNN will stay on top of this story and break in with Breaking News should further developments develop.