Rich prince in beautiful girlfriend shocker
In shock news today it appears that ultra rich ginger playboy prince, Prince Harry has been getting his rocks off with leggy beauty and suits actress Meghan Markle.
The randy, beardy and double-hard ex-army prince now 32, (and in prince years that means he should be married by now) will no doubt be being forced to stop having the life which all rich unattached 32 year olds would have, consisting of debauched sex, hardcore drinking and consumption of illegal drugs, and be forced to settle down with someone pleasant looking to help him open old peoples homes with.
It is hoped that he can successfully reproduce the next round of lifelong tax money receiving, land-owning, polo playing tossers that the monarchy is desperately short of.
In a shocking twist the loved up pair have been spending time hiding out together in pursuit of perhaps making the most beautiful, and richest ginger/latino kids of all time. It’s understood that scientists are furiously studying what this new race would look like and whether it may be the new Kim Kardashian.
It’s hoped that the monarchy would accept this new breed to be the new de-facto rulers of the universe, or at least keep Buckingham palace open to visitors. All in the hope that the Duke of Edinburgh isn’t around long enough to see his grandson with a person of colour!
The royal household were said to be pleased to find a girl that hadn’t been “grabbed by the pussy” by Donald Trump. According to a secret source “Not having your pussy grabbed by Trump is the nearest thing we get to a virgin in London these days”.
Prince Harry, a well known swordsman and all round good guy swept the actress off of her feet whilst in the states. It’s unknown what the actress sees in one of the world’s wealthiest bachelors. With his vast array of homes, countless horses and one of the world’s best inheritances. Not forgetting that he’s been to Afghanistan and will kill your face in if he needs to. Or indeed what Prince Harry sees in the gorgeous and talented actress.
Leaky news reached out to the suits cast for comment. This was declined as there was an emergency as someone was trying to work out what Louis Litt’s face represented.
Also the royal household declined to comment, as they were too busy “spunking tax payers money on some new decorations and shit like that.”