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Tom Brady reveals back tattoo dedicated to wife, coach and team owner.

On Tuesday night a reporter for a national sports channel broke the surprising story of Tom Brady's new tattoo. If you didn't know Tom Brady has many tattoos on his body, all of his previous tattoos are not visible while Brady is in his Patriots uniform or shirt less on the beach. He has the logos for the 5 Super Bowl games he's won on his left leg, on his right leg are tattoos honoring his 2 MVP awards and ...

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Halloween Cancelled due to Clowns

In lieu of recent events across the United States of America, world leaders have declared that Halloween across the globe has been cancelled and instead moved to December, in the hopes that the recent common Clown antics will have ceased to happen in America. Clowns have been seen staring into windows, following people, threatening schools, and robbing hotels, so in order to protect the humans of the world, ...

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The US and China are getting along again and they have Kim Jong Un to thank.

Something pretty incredible has happened. The United Nations Security Council all agreed on something, and actually got something done that means the United States, Russia, and China, found something they all had in common. Besides that they're each the best and greatest country in the world. The UN Security Council unanimously voted on tough new sanctions against North Korea. It's part of ongoing efforts t ...

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New qualifications for preschool enrollment

It's fall again. That time of year when parents rejoice at the sound of one phrase: "back to school". Oh, the freedom that yellow bus brings when it takes your kids away. Are you a parent if a toddler who also dreams of this day? Well, these parents may need to wait a little longer to breathe that sweet freedom air. This summer the education board in the Midwest has been putting some serious thought into wh ...

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PETA returns Mitch McConnell to native habitat

After extensive partisan bickering in the senate over animal rights, PETA has been allowed to return Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to his natural habitat, where he is expected to help repopulate the native population. The reaction has been mixed across party lines, with republican senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) remarking that "I'll miss McConnel, it always made my day to see him grazing for vegetables in the white house ...

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William, Kate to honeymoon in Nepal…April Fool!

It's neither the romantic Mediterranean isle of Sicily nor scuba divers' paradise Australia where Prince William and Kate Middleton will head for their honeymoon after tying the knot in Westminster Abbey April 29. Instead, their destination is going to be Nepal, the land of the Buddha, Mt Everest and the Gurkhas, with whom William's younger brother Prince Harry served in Afghanistan for a brief spell in 200 ...

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Last Greybeard Rhino Killed by Vegan Animal Rights Group

  As we are all aware, the rate of declining diversity of animal species on a global scale is on par with that of the mass extinctions that occurred before mankind’s reign during several distinct ice ages. This is noted by many scientists who study what is known as the geological time scale. The difference between extinction events of present? Instead of jumbo moon-sized ice sheets glaciating entire re ...

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