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France is to host the worlds strangest competition.

France is to host the worlds first beard growing competition.  In Marseille later this year (April 29th) hundreds of clean shaven, eager beard growers will convene..  This bizarre contest doesn't actually measure the length of beards that are already grown, but rather it will measure the speed at which competitors can grow a beard!   Not exactly the most action packed event. One eager fan commented "It ...

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Society “Stalled”

The country was plunged into turmoil earlier this year with the announcement that Target stores will begin to allow people to use the restroom of the gender that they most identify with. Never before has where a person chooses to take a dump become such a hot button issue. One thing that this policy pointed out is that apparently there are many Americans who believe that public bathrooms are a very sexual p ...

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Caitlyn Jenner says Donald Trump grabbed my…

Today, in a surprise turn of events, Caitlyn Jenner was another 'me too' for the numerous woman ('woman') coming forward claiming that Donald Trump inappropriately touched them. Jenner first showed support for Trump after Trump supported the controversial bathroom sharing between men and women topic.  Jenner referred to Trump as a "hero" and a "champion." Now it appears the script has flipped and Caitlyn Je ...

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Local woman flabergasted that local man won’t pay for child support

Traquisha Phillips-35  told our reporter she is "flabergasted" that her husband of three years denies to pay for child support on the basis that since he lived with them her 5 year old became really attached to  Devon-40 , "He became his father, in all order, DNA doesn't play a role here, since this kid identifies himself as his son". Devon declared that since the child is not his biological son, a court of ...

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Mountain Dew and Other Companies Go Bankrupt

Since the Truthful Labeling Act was passed, Mountain Dew, Lucky Charms and Froot Loops has increasingly lost money. Since companies were forced to put the true ingredients on the front of their labels, people quit buy these products. Apparently, when the label says "chock full of poison that WILL cause cancer", no one wants the product. Pepsico says that they are mystified why one of their top sellers has n ...

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Mandatory ALL franchise Starbucks Coffee infused with Pumpkin. Pumpkin Spice is the New Black

Fall has landed and with it comes the arrival of everyone’s favorite autumnal treat, the Pumpkin Spice Latte. But wait, there’s more. This year Starbucks has decided to infuse all of their menu items with the fabled Pumpkin Spice. “People have taking such a liking to the PSL, that we felt we were not doing enough to satisfy that craving,” a spokesperson for Starbucks commented yesterday. So if your coffee t ...

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Trump taxes released, revealing secret history of charitable donation and low salary

Reporters were shocked today as Donald trump stood in front of a packed boardroom and finally gave the people what they were looking for. "Today, I finally buckle to media pressure, and have made my tax returns public for every to see." A roar of applause  went up from the crowd as a slideshow appeared on a screen above the press and a large print document came into view. There was a muffled gasp, and a smi ...

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Taylor Swift tests positive for Zika

In a recent visit to Miami last week, famed singer/song writer Taylor Swift may have caught more than the Florida sun. On September 1st 2016, Swift complained of joint pain and head aches after walking Lincoln Road. After a recommended doctor visit, she requested to be tested for the newest epidemic : Zika.  Even though there is no action to take after being diagnosed with Zika, most patients still like to ...

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CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Shark saving child from fall

In some unbelievable news today: a family beach day turned into an incredible act of altruism from an unusual animal - a Great White Shark.  Joseph Martinez from Los Angelos, California  was throwing his daughter into the air while swimming in the ocean. The heroic shark - which local residents have named "Chum" after the lovable character from "Finding Nemo," leaped into the air to save the falling girl fr ...

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